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Give your website “LIFE!” Fire up the Tesla Coils Avoid re-creating a Monster Don't work in a dark basement Hire a designer, not a butcher

Let’s say you could travel five years into the futureand ask a bunch of your clients to tell you what went wrong with your new website.

What would they say?

  1. Lazy typography.
  2. Mobile averse design.
  3. A uniquely counter-intuitive user experience.

In other words, what you rushed out is … a #Frankensite.


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  1. A website whose design is a neck-bolted marvel of inconsistent typography, clichéd imagery, and a ‘style’ that can only be described as lame
  2. A website whose content is so badly written it’s only coherent message is a plea to be put out of its misery
  3. A website that gives Google the #rankenfright and that the Linkerati only – and reluctantly – link to as an example of something gone horribly wrong
  4. A website so hideously unresponsive no amount of tablets could bring it back to life
  5. A website you can’t let go because you have put your heart and soul into it and consider it ‘your baby’

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