How to lift the curse of

Frankensite

Fire up the Tesla Coils Avoid re-creating a Monster Don't work in a dark basement Hire a designer, not a butcher

Hey Online Marketeers — Let’s say you could travel five years into the future and ask a bunch of your customers to tell you what went wrong with your new website.

What would they say? Lazy typography. Mobile averse design. A uniquely counter-intuitive user experience.

In other words, what you rushed out is … a #Frankensite.

Frankensite

[frang-kuh n-sahyt]
noun

  1. A website whose design is a neck-bolted marvel of inconsistent typography, clichéd imagery, and a ‘style’ that can only be described as lame
  2. A website whose content is so badly written it’s only coherent message is a plea to be put out of its misery
  3. A website that gives Google the #rankenfright and that the Linkerati only – and reluctantly – link to as an example of something gone horribly wrong
  4. A website so hideously unresponsive no amount of tablets could bring it back to life
  5. A website you can’t let go because you have put your heart and soul into it and consider it ‘your baby’

What Victor Frankenstein can teach you about reaching Website Perfection.

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  3. Lessons on how to avoid hiring a Frankensite designer

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“Look! It’s moving. It’s alive. It’s alive.”

We’ve all seen them ...

And not just the lumbering old dinosaurs that take an age to load and defy any known laws of mobile usability.

Even the New-beast-on-the-block start-up sites can make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up with their ship-it first tinker later immaturity ...

Give your creation “LIFE!”

Sure, you have to ship. ‘It’s alive! Alive!’ And very often you can roll out the crash-cart to adapt on the fly.

Here are 27 simple, effective, Tesla coil free checklist ideas you can do to bring a Frankensite back from the walking dead or avoid shipping a monster all together.

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